Cameraman

Biography
Camera Man (real name Mann, Camiel) was the most reliable cameraman the world had ever did seen, and that's not just because he killed every other cameraman in the world, but yes that was a large determining factor why do you ask. No, it was said he was born "camera first", a medical term reserved for the uncommon occurrence that uncommonly occurred during Camiel's birth in the 21st century (A.D.) where a baby is born with a camera in its hands from birth. After rigorous examinations, it was found that Camiel's condition was caused by the fact that his mother (Mann, Camacamacamacameeleeon) had eaten an entire camera the night before her son's birth. She was shocked at this revelation, as she was never told by her doctor that this would have adverse effects on her child. Unfortunately her sentence was cut short by the doctor informing her that the effects were indeed not adverse, but rather the opposite. It was at this point that Camiel took his first picture, which was of his mother calling his condition "adverse", which was the first addition to the cringe compilation that Camiel promptly created. Unfortunately for Camiel, the doctor misunderstood his words and thought that Camiel was in fact calling him cringe, which caused the doctor to punt the child into the depths of the Chaos Zone below which he had been born, causing Camiel's untimely death a mere 8 minutes after being born. But born is exactly what he was, and Camiel was born anew, in his new POWER FORM, which he used to refute the claim that he was calling the doctor cringe, only to then refute his own claim that the doctor wasn't cringe and called the doctor cringe for thinking that he was calling the doctor cringe. If you can't follow the story at this point, I don't blame you but it's very important that you do, so go back and read it until you think you understand it.

Power Form
Also known as "Forma De Power", Camiel's power form allows him to use cameras at a rate unseen by those who lack eyes. And it is no secret that those same people who do not have eyes are in fact the victim of Camiel's power form, which was used to steal their eyes so they couldn't tell what the rate at which he uses cameras. It's a vicious cycle, really. Another ability Camiel gained that fateful day at the park was the ability to punish the victims of low scoring Turbo Tuesday cards, but unfortunately for Camiel, his role was usurped by Jillian due to nepotism, and was promptly sent to the Gulag located in the scenic region of Neo Space. If you have the time you should really visit him, I hear Neo Space is nice this time of year and he could use a break from the rather un-talkative infinite vacuum of space.